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Disney makes me laugh whenever they make something about Gaston
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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
okay you can’t deny that would actually be fucking sweet
..and then for a week (or however long the tattoo lasts) every time you get a boner the dinosaur grows
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No child is born homophobic.
This child is precious and I hope he never changes.
This youtube video is seriously the best.
You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people?
Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
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If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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